WTF – More bad press for raccoons
A drunken man in Russia recently was wondering what it would feel like to have a raccoon blow him. So he tried to find out. We wish we could make up shit like this. As expected, the raccoon was not into oral on the first date and bit off the man’s member.
What have we learned?
1) No teeth. Next time think squid.
2) Brokering sexual favors from giant rats is precarious. Next time try Minney. She puts out.
Ps. Ladies, don’t get all high and mighty. You know those rumors about the dog and the peanut butter came from somewhere.