Special Labor Day WTF : The Reaction to the President

          Happy Labor Day everyone! Instead of eating hot dogs and celebrating the men and women who worked their asses off all year long, we will be discussing what will happen tomorrow to our children. You know what we’re talking about. That guy, President of the United States of America, has the audacity to address our children and discuss the importance of education while they are in school. Who the fuck does this guy think he is? Oh wait, that’s right, he is the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!

          And now we have the Vocal Minority crying about how this nervy bastard wants to talk to our poor, impressionable children and ‘brainwash them’. In 15 minutes he plans to convert our kids to Islam, make them communists and buy into Universal Healthcare. We can’t get our kids to brush their teeth after talking to them for 15 minutes let alone explain the proletariat system to them.

          So it is official. Our precious country has lost its collective mind. We are allowing these crazy yahoos to take over the national conversation and the Boogey Man is as real as a tax audits and death panels. We are allowing these small minded, blinder wearing imbecile’s airtime to discuss their opinion which is solely based on the hysterical rants of some brain trust whose only function is to scare the populous. This is very similar to interviewing the idiots who claim that they were abducted by aliens while they hold a can a beer and you can hear the fucking ‘Deliverance’ banjos in the background.

          Seriously bitch, you’re crying over the fact that the most powerful man in the world wants to encourage your child to stay in school and value education? Are these concepts and values against what you’re teaching them at home? This ‘man’ you are referring to is the President. Not just any President, he is the President of the country you live in. The Commander in Chief. Not the president of NAMBLA or the Hair Club for Men. He’s not asking little Timmy to sit on his friggen lap. He will be there on TV where he can be ignored by the kids like they ignore everything educational.

          But let’s just call this what it is. Let’s put aside all this petty bipartisan shit and address the elephant in the room, shall we? Sure you can stand behind ‘I didn’t vote for him so he ain’t my president’ but you are skirting the more insidious reason you don’t want your precious angel to listen to him. IT’S BECAUSE HE’S BLACK, RIGHT? This has nothing to do with your politics because if you were rational you would realize, Republican or Democrat, 15 minutes isn’t enough time to do shit with kids. It’s the idea that you don’t want this black guy with a ‘questionable background’ talking to your kids.

          As Americans, we will take our kids to school and encourage them to listen to our President who is taking time to address them because he acknowledges that kids matter. You can keep Timmy and Buffy at home and you can draw the shades until this terror passes. We are ashamed of you.  You would be the same assholes that would hold your purse tighter to you when you go to the Whitehouse, fearing being jacked by Michele Obama and her two thug daughters.


  • Seriously! This is insanity… I have to say these idiots are on the same wavelength as the fundie population where I live. I don’t see any difference really.

    Great post… I have one up on my blog too regarding this. Only, I got my post direct from God 😉

  • BRAVO! Kudos for telling it like it is…Brilliantly written…

  • Bob Hafner

    So, how scary is it to know, that every person in this planet may have a Shadow called the “Silent Minority,” So the only way out of this is more kindness that may stop the blame train, that may ultimately bring about more compassion! So it is easy to break out of the Silent Minority, shadow? Perhaps by employing the “Get off the cross we could use the wood,” Shadow, or just show more compassion and kindness!

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