Paul’s Christmas List
Christmas is a special time of year when I can shed my nice guy image and become petulant and demand gifts. My list this year has me regressing from my super cool image of a laid back brilliant hippy and my true Star Trek geek nature comes out. Yeah, I said it. Now take notes because if I don’t get what I want I may just treat you like a Horda baby egg in “Devil in the Dark”.
Dear Santa, Bring me this or else….
You may ask, “Why?” I say, “Why not?”
This is a really cool chair and it isn’t a novelty item because I could really use it in my office. It looks comfy and when I have a break I can make beep boop noises playing with the faux buttons.
One of my favorite episodes. In this scene, alternate Spock is doing the Vulcan Mind meld on the real McCoy (Ha!). This is the same episode where Uhura is a cock teaser, Spock has a goatee and Sulu was scarface.
I’m tired of saying “shhhhhhh” when I walk through a doorway.
Because its art and this episode won a Hugo Award and received lots of critical acclaim and it was written by Harlan Ellison and who knew a ski cap could cover Vulcan ears and Joan Collins was in it and of course Kirk falls in love with her but McCoy had altered time by doing something stupid so Jim had to sacrifice his love…art, man. Pure art.
Now you can deviate from the list if you find me a working tricorder or communicator. But if one more idiot brings me tribble I will get all Pon Far on your ass.