Real Relationship Advice from Real Relationship Experts
In response to God Does Not Want Your Cherry, Leah wrote: “You guys are crazy … but I still love you. It’s not about making vows or giving your cherry to God … it’s about obedience, period. The bible says God values obedience more than sacrifice.
Dang … what Catholic school did you guys go to ?????? LOLOLOL Xoxooxoxox”
Read moreYou’re wondering, “Why did you guys go see this?” We asked ourselves the same question but the other day one of our readers said that we go a lot further than they do regarding relationships. This got us thinking and since we never get out, we decided to check it out and tell you if it’s worth a date on Saturday.
Read morePeople who know us are well aware that we have never liked the target of our Celebrity Smackdown. Honestly writing about this bitch is a little too easy; kind of like shooting whores in a barrel. This is the queen of shock and has created a career out of reinvention. If left to her own talent, she would be singing back up in Laughlin for Jessica Simpson. This lady has exchanged talent for nudity and people lap it up. Of course we are talking about Madonna and we will shower after this post.
Read moreRemember going to school on Valentine’s Day with a bag of cards and candies for your friends? You would hope and pray that your crush would bring one for you. At the end of the day you had a bag full of cards from whomever to you, a molar full of sugar from little boxes of candies and a broken heart. Oh romance!
Read moreIt’s Valentine’s Day week! And you are probably wondering; “When did one made up Hallmark Day get its own friggen week?” We hear you loud and clear. This week is sweet but the reality is that in the 21 years of our relationship, we have hardly ever celebrated this day. For us, February 14 is any other day of the year. Occasionally we have exchanged cards or gone out but it isn’t that important to us unlike some couples that save up their love for a dinner at Red Lobster, a box of chocolate and 2 minutes of sex. We would rather spread out that kind of joy.
Read moreA drunken man in Russia recently was wondering what it would feel like to have a raccoon blow him. So he tried to find out. We wish we could make up shit like this. As expected, the raccoon was not into oral on the first date and bit off the man’s member.
Read moreIn response to the article, Your Side of the Bed or Mine,
desani4deri wrote:
“i think women can present more intimacy than man can do…think about our mother. “
Read moreLast week’s post on Thursday regarding relationships like corporations wasn’t very romantic. But let’s face it, society has built up love and couplings to be this biochemical explosion that can only be understood with a periodic table and a Bunsen burner. People talk about “having chemistry” with someone else as if that is the litmus test for all attraction. If they aren’t using scientific terms for pairing up with someone, then it becomes some magical mumbo jumbo of how a person saw fireworks or heard the perfect sonata when “the one” kissed them.
Read moreIf you are gearing up to see the Jonas Brothers movie come out in 3D, stop reading now. We’re just going to upset you. If you own the Hannah Montana wig with concert microphone, walk away from your computer and go play your Best of Both Worlds where you can pretend to spend the day with your idol. If you are my little brother, I’m about to upset you and don’t bother calling Mom cause she’s on my side. This isn’t just a kid thing. Parents are obviously feeding this Disney beast and singing along to those insipid little songs.
Read moreLee and I love our children, contrary to popular opinion. We spend a lot of time with them, both quality and the other type. But I am not so certain that we like kids in concept. They have a unique blend of smelly and annoying that may change over the years but doesn’t go away until it is sandblasted away with the cynical pressures of life. So that is why I was approaching Jeannie’s small gathering of female friends, five adolescent girls coming over to celebrate Jeannie’s birthday, with the same dread that OJ Simpson should have when he meets Saint Peter.
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