Lee’s Christmas List

I’m a complicated girl. My Christmas List this year reflects the many shades of me. I can be reflective, violent, seductive and confounding. I am like an onion without the lachrymal gland irritant in Allium vegies. Did I mention I’m a genius with a penchant for the odd? To enhance and promote the mystery that is me, I am asking Santa for the following gifts:

The Complete Yurt Handbook [Paperback] Paul King

I want to be able to answer the question, “Hey where do you live?” With a simple, “In a Yurt on a Mountain.”

Samadhi Tank- Dream Pod

If you know me then you know that I am deep into Eastern philosophy. I would like to be able to tell people, “Sorry I missed you call. I was in my Samadhi Tank in my Yurt on a mountain.”

Fred and Friends Gin and Titonic Ice Cube Tray by Fred and Friends

One of the things Paul loves about me is that I have a sick sense of humor and another is that I am cool. This gift combines my love of gin with sick ice cubes. Yeah, I’m edgy.

Le Creuset Signature Enameled Cast-Iron 5-1/2-Quart Round French Oven by Le Creuset

Cause it’s soooo pretty, heavy and shiny.

Black Feather Boa by Rhode Island Novelties

Because I can’t be all business, all the time.

Foam Strike Compound Bow

I’ve always wanted to learn archery and this gift will combine that education with my need to shoot my children. Win!

I hope this gives you a glimpse into who I am. Underneath the stodgy therapist beats the heart of someone with severe mental health issues. Just kidding.

Happy Holidays!