Lee’s Christmas List
I’m a complicated girl. My Christmas List this year reflects the many shades of me. I can be reflective, violent, seductive and confounding. I am like an onion without the lachrymal gland irritant in Allium vegies. Did I mention I’m a genius with a penchant for the odd? To enhance and promote the mystery that is me, I am asking Santa for the following gifts:
The Complete Yurt Handbook [Paperback] Paul King
I want to be able to answer the question, “Hey where do you live?” With a simple, “In a Yurt on a Mountain.”
If you know me then you know that I am deep into Eastern philosophy. I would like to be able to tell people, “Sorry I missed you call. I was in my Samadhi Tank in my Yurt on a mountain.”
Fred and Friends Gin and Titonic Ice Cube Tray by Fred and Friends
One of the things Paul loves about me is that I have a sick sense of humor and another is that I am cool. This gift combines my love of gin with sick ice cubes. Yeah, I’m edgy.
Le Creuset Signature Enameled Cast-Iron 5-1/2-Quart Round French Oven by Le Creuset
Cause it’s soooo pretty, heavy and shiny.
Black Feather Boa by Rhode Island Novelties
Because I can’t be all business, all the time.
I’ve always wanted to learn archery and this gift will combine that education with my need to shoot my children. Win!
I hope this gives you a glimpse into who I am. Underneath the stodgy therapist beats the heart of someone with severe mental health issues. Just kidding.
Happy Holidays!
I LOVE my Le Creuset. Here’s hoping Paul saw this in time! Merry Christmas.
Thanks for sharing this list! Got my son the bow and arrow. He is LOVING it! The dog? Not so much… 😉