CoupleDumb’s Weird Gift Guide

And now a gift guide for those people in your life you just don’t know what to get. You know, like that guy your sister is dating that you can never remember his name but he always hugs you like you like him or something. Or that girl at work who only has pictures of her cat in her cubicle.

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer by Blue Q

This is a unisex gift; it’s thoughtful with no judgment.

Michael Carr Fawn Lawn Ornament by Michael Carr

Every guy wants a beaver. Well, most.

Schrodinger’s Cat Executive Decision Maker by ThinkGeek

For those people who can’t make up their mind and think that the Magic 8 Ball is too vague. Yes or No. Easy as that.

USB Pet Rock by ThinkGeek

Sometimes you have to ask yourself, “What the Fuck?” Like this….seriously, What the Fuck?!

Jumpin’ Banana Doody Head Velcro Cap Poo Flinging Game by Jumpin’ Banana

For the man who has everything: This is obviously a high brow gift for your boss or Father in Law.

Poopin’ Pets Candy, 0.7-Ounce by Poopin’ Pets

This is so Christmassy! Great for a stocking stuffer for those kids who still play with their own feces….or your pet’s feces.

The Dick Towel by Sub Urban Riot

Just cuz. Whether you are being funny or hopeful, he will probably take it as a compliment.

You are welcome! Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, Happy Kwaanza and Happy Chanukkah!

We did not receive any of these for review though we are still open to it. No compensation was received. All opinions are ours and not easily bought by free products or fancy gifts. You can try though.

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