WTF of the Week- Pat Robertson
The WTF of the Week is being taken over by stupid bigots. 3 weeks and counting. Thank you for the material!
Pat Robertson, the host of the 700 Club and founder of the Christian Coalition, decided to clue us sheep into what would happen if we legalized same sex marriage. He stated that the ‘ultimate conclusion’ was that if we legalized same sex marriage then polygamy, bestiality and pedophilia were not far behind.
With this new knowledge, CoupleDumb is now rethinking their position on Same Sex Marriage. We have been ill-advised and short sighted at supporting this. Little did we know that allowing two loving adults to make a choice to commit to each other legally and enjoy the same rights as heterosexual couples (somewhere around 1100 rights we enjoy) would lead to such a slippery slope. My God, what if?
Pat, or should we call you Marion which is your real name (quite girly, don’t you think?), we appreciate the heads up. I am sure you and Carrie Prejean and all the Mormons can now sit back and watch the nation wipe their brow while whistling and thinking ‘We almost stepped in that one. Damn you Satan!’
But seriously, Marion, WTF!! Polygamy was outlawed because of the Bible? Have you read that book? As for bestiality and Pedophilia, they are wrong because they are WRONG! Not because the Bible said so. The Bible was OK with nailing a dude to a cross and we don’t do that today do we? Stop using the Bible as a buffet by picking and choosing what agrees with your homophobic opinions. Jesus said, ‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: Love your neighbor as yourself. All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.’ (Matthew 22:37-40) So shut the fuck up old man and follow the Lord.
Oh, just one more question. What about necrophilia? Does gay marriage lead to that too?