WTF of the Week: Dina Lohan

What were they thinking?

WTF of the Week: Dina Lohan takes kids on a field trip to Villa Nightclub on a school night.

Apparently, Mother of the Year, Dina Lohan, was teaching her daughters, Ali ‘I look older than my mother’ and Lindsay ‘I am overdue for rehab’ Lohan, about Club Villa in LA this week and was upset when they wouldn’t let them in. 

The Mother of all Mothers was all ‘Do you know I am?’

And the bouncer was all ‘Do you know the law?’

And she was all ‘Seriously, do you know who I am?’

And he was all ‘Your daughter is ONLY 15, YOU STUPID BITCH!  SURE SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S OLD ENOUGH TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT BUT SHE IS A MERE CHILD. YOU ARE EXPOSING HER TO THINGS SUCH AS ALCOHOL, SEX AND DRUGS THAT SHE WILL FIND ON HER OWN OR DURING A VISIT TO HER SISTER’S HOUSE.  NOW TURN THE FUCK AROUND AND TRY TO BE A PARENT!’

We don’t know about you but we feel very unsafe.  If that’s the Mother of the Year, God help the children of the world.

 

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