The Tired Parent’s Guide To Kinky Sex

Real Relationship Advice

What’s the difference between good kinky and bad kinky?

The answer in a moment….

For many Tired Parent, the thought of lounging in bed and taking our time to have fun in bed is a fantasy not unlike the one where you win the lottery or George Clooney delivers your pizza and professes his deep love for you (you can have your own fantasy). The problem is, this fantasy is not an illusion based on a wish but a desire to relive days gone by. When you first began your relationship, you had lazy afternoons of lounging in bed and completely disregarded that chocolate syrup could mess up the sheets or that that much sex would cause a UTI. It was hedonistic and heady and the memories are among your fondest of your relationship.

Like many things in the sexual arena we have developed certain understandings based on our limited experiences. Sure, you can be a Casanova that has known so many women you lost count sometime ago or the lady equivalent but when you are a Tired Parent, those days seem like an aged photo of serious family members found in the attic. We believe that we need hours to play with handcuffs and anything involving role play or costumes must be consigned to memory and that special box in your closet that the kids must never find. CoupleDumb say ‘NO!’

Time is an illusion. If you do not understand this then you are its slave. If you let time run you, you will never have time. When we become overwhelmed by the day to day grind of work and kids and home we allow time to take over our lives thinking that we can manage the situation better if we become time wizards. If you think you will have time someday, you are deluded.  There is only now.

First we start having sex again regularly and then we need to bring the fun back into the bedroom.  But how?

1. This seems silly to say but make sure you have a lock on your door.

2. Commit to once a month going to bed early (an hour at least).

3. See where the sexy conversation leads you. Kinky can be contrived if you over-think it. It needs to evolve organically. In other words, if you show up to the bedroom once a month with whipped cream and ice cubes you will get bored.

4. HAVE FUN! Nothing makes sex better than laughter.

Intimacy is not created in the act of intercourse. Intimacy is created when we share our fantasies and dreams. Being kinky is a naughty way to deepen your relationship.

The answer….Good Kink is using a feather. Bad kinky is using the whole chicken.

What are some of the ways you bring FUN into the bedroom?

 

One comment

  • DawnSandomeno

    Great post and I got a good giggle at the end.  Love the way you make it all fun and no pressure!

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