Celebrity Smackdown: Starting Over ft. Brad Pitt

Celebrities and relationships are a curious match. On the one hand, you have the perpetual playboys who would rather gnaw off their arm than commit to a relationship. On the other hand, you have those who have time-shares in Vegas Chapels and commit like its last call. Celebrity relationships are such a warped representation of coupling and when those pairs implode, which they overwhelmingly do, we are left to watch them prowl as they pick up the pieces and start over. Today’s Celebrity Smackdown is all about Celebs starting over but, stand back, this will get messy.

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Celebrity Smackdown : The Hollywood Resolution

We have been good for a whole month! Not once have we smacked down a celebrity. The WTF of the Weeks posts on Saturday do not count in this equation. We have refrained from berating, dressing down, throttling and exposing celebrities for several weeks now and with the dawn of a New Year we are itching to get back into the game. Last week we were pre-empted by the People’s Choice Awards so we have saved our Celebrity Smackdown of the stupidest New Year Resolutions by Celebrities for today. Enjoy and try to not step in anything.

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In the beginning…

We have a week into 2010 under our belts. Back to work, back to school, back to normal. If you are parents, we know you are happy to get the kids back in school today. Sure it’s bittersweet but the sweet makes up for any sadness. Right now, 2010 is a possibility and a hope filled with colorful expectations. Many find the need to attack the year with a handful of goals or resolve to change. We talked about that last week and now can focus on a more positve theme. Our readers know we spent 2009 talking about how we mess up relationships and we would like to launch this year with how to start over. Let’s begin the year on the right foot or left, to accomodate sinistrality.

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