Celebrity Smackdown : Sex

We have perverted sex. Stop laughing and keep reading. Sex is a beautiful, physical expression. Notice I did not say ‘of love’. I personally believe that it is an expression of love but there are so many non-believers it’s like trying to show the obvious signs of evolution to a creationist. They aren’t going to accept that. Sure that is their own problem stemming from childhood issues with abandonment or ambivalent parents which created their sub-conscious repelling of any intimacy, but I digress. The messages we receive about sex are completely distorted. Not just now, since the beginning of media.

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Talking About S-E-X

As we close up summer and enter the fall, our minds turn towards more homebound pursuits. Many people focus on getting their homes ready for the winter or return to their book clubs and knitting circles. The ‘not so hot months’ has us thinking of something very different: SEX. We know that, as highly intellectual folk, sex is something base and animalistic but those are the exact reasons why we like it. Yes, we have discussed sex before but it seems to come up so often in our discussions, we thought we would take another whack at it. What’s the angle this time? Bestiality? Contraptions? Contraception? Nah!

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Celebrity Smackdown : Fallen Heroes

The road to perdition has ever been accompanied by lip service to an ideal. – Albert Einstein

Wednesday is reserved for exposing the dysfunction of celebrity. Wednesday is reserved for showing people that their idols are really poor role models who will lead them down the road to Perdition and away from true happiness. This is why we do what we do. CoupleDumb is also bombarded by constant media images of which stars are hooking up, breaking up, blowing up or falling apart. We think its good- natured fun but it takes a toll on our psyche and mars our collective unconscious. In other words, they do bad things and we all suffer the consequences.

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Sex and Blue’s Clues

It’s Tuesday at CoupleDumb where we are giggling to ourselves. You see, today we are talking about having sex when you have children. The most searched keywords for the previous sentence are ‘sex’ and ‘children’ which means there are going to be some very disappointed perverts trying to find their kiddy porn and getting us instead. So indulge us as we bump up our readership by saying sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.

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Boring Sex? You’re Doing It Wrong.

How do you start of the week with a bang? Those of you who answered, ‘HAVE SEX’ have come to the right place. We are all about the sexy time this week. Yes, we have devoted a week to sex before on CoupleDumb. Yes, we tend not to like to repeat ourselves but this is sex we are talking about here, not a vaccine. Anyone who has tasted of this forbidden fruit can tell the chaste that sex is like potato chips, once is never enough. But what are the things that make sex not so fun? Why are there so many sexual hang ups in a time where sex is everywhere? Is everybody taking crazy pills?

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Sex and Music

Paul says: When we discussed this week’s musical theme, I got a bit worried. You need to understand that all of my songs have the words ‘scooby do’ in them as a form of harmonic placebo to fill in for my Alzheimer-like rendition on any song. In other words, I do not remember the lyrics to songs. Hotel California, for example, goes something like this: Welcome to the Hotel California (that much I know) something, something, something (pause) something, something, something – and then a ‘scooby do’ for good measure.

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Your Side of the Bed or Mine?

First of all, I feel that people should be shot in the head if they call sex, “making love”. I think our new wonderful president should enact a law or even an amendment calling for immediate castration if someone refers to the act of boning as other than that. Instead of making love, we will use terms like “sex”, “fuck”, “doing it”, “getting some”, “buttering the pancakes”. I fell that this sweeping legislation will almost immediately ebb the raging divorce rate in this country.

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