Your Side of the Bed or Mine?

First of all, I feel that people should be shot in the head if they call sex, “making love”. I think our new wonderful president should enact a law or even an amendment calling for immediate castration if someone refers to the act of boning as other than that. Instead of making love, we will use terms like “sex”, “fuck”, “doing it”, “getting some”, “buttering the pancakes”. I fell that this sweeping legislation will almost immediately ebb the raging divorce rate in this country.

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Do I Know You?

It’s Monday and if you are anything like CoupleDumb today, you needed an extra weekend added to last weekend. We have been so busy lately that our daily coffee intake has suffered. As writers, you realize that caffeine is like a muse so if we seem uninspired, don’t blame us. We are proud to announce our Facebook username, making it easier to keep in touch with us. Our fans tend to get a little extra from us since we aren’t beneath putting out for attention. This is the point that we start discussing our topic for the week and we decided we would go old school; getting back to basics. We are a relationship blog and it has been a while since we broke it down for everyone. So this week, we will dissect the relationship and come up with some rules to live by for healthy coupling, parenting and general relating. Are you ready?

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Married Crazy

Thank God it’s finally Friday! Yes, TGIFF! Where the extra ‘F’ is not what you automatically think it is. You are so nasty! Anyways, we are talking about success this week but mainly looking at how we react to it. As we have mentioned, we aren’t very good about it. This doesn’t seem to stop us from working at it 24/7.

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Do Cubans Eat Peanut Butter?

It’s Friday of judgment week which sounds scarier than it really is. We have been discussing the effects of judgment and how this takes you away from your experience. Since we did our radio show yesterday, we didn’t have the opportunity to discuss how judgment messes up a couple. So instead of waiting for next Thursday to pick up this topic, we will discuss it today. We can do that because it’s our blog and we can do what we want. So there.

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A Light Relationship

If we had one piece of advice to give to a married couple or anyone in a relationship, it is to lighten up. These two words encapsulate most of the relationship philosophies that we have laid out in the time that we have been writing this blog. Marriage as a corporation, priorities, and choosing to love all fall under the large category of lighten up.

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Shadow Boxing

We can’t be a relationship site doing two whole weeks on the topic of therapy and not talk about couples counseling. Obviously we strongly believe in its significance and, if you have made it into the door of the therapist, you have made a strong declarative statement that you value your relationship. We have done a lot of work on our marriage but, the funny thing is, we never done it as a couple.

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Love is…

June 1st is here! Aside from being the last Monday of the school year and the first day of hurricane season, we celebrate this day like no other. Why? Everybody knows its Mari’s birthday today! So Happy Birthday to our favorite jewelry maker (check out J-Bug Jewelry), sister and friend. We hope you have a great day, week and year filled with nothing but good stuff and chocolate. Just love that girl and how fortuitous that her birthday should kick off ‘Love Week’ on CoupleDumb!

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I am not worthy.

There was a guy one night on a dark deserted road that got a flat tire and realized he had no jack. In the distance he saw a light and thought to himself, ‘Maybe it’s a house’. He started walking towards the light and as he got closer he realized he was correct and thought, ‘Maybe they have a jack’. As he approached the yard he saw that there were several cars parked in front and thought, ‘One of these cars must have a jack.’ As he walked up the walkway he thought, ‘What if these guys are a bunch of dicks and won’t let me borrow it?’ As he knocked on the door he became angry at the thought. By the time the door opened he was fuming and said ‘Shove your jack up your ass’.

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