Celebrity Smackdown: Rick Sanchez

This week CoupleDumb is playing the game -Spot the Crazy. This week’s Crazy has to be the person who committed air-wave suicide. This week’s Crazy has to be the person who spent 48 minutes on the radio making sure that everyone knows that he’s a bigot. This week’s Crazy has to be a man who defended his bigoted point of view while labeling all his critics as bigots after sharing his heart wrenching story of being born ‘a poor Cuban child’. Of course, I am speaking of Rick Sanchez and before anybody gets their panties in a wad over this Smackdown, I will remind all of you that I am Cuban, my parents speak English with a very thick accent and I still eat pork as often as possible.

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Spot The Crazy

It’s Monday and we have a jammed pack week here at CoupleDumb. We have so many irons in the fire right now that we may have to find a means of cloning ourselves so that one set works while the other has sex and sleeps. We promised you last week on Relationship Rehab that we would give you the keys to a drama free life. Step one of this is spotting the craziness in your life. Sometimes it is an individual and sometimes it’s circumstances.

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Zombies in the closet and other things that are true.

Have you ever wanted something and have known that if you have it ‘All would be right in the world’? Have you ever thought ‘I need to do this one more time so that everything will work out’? Have you ever not gone somewhere or done something because of a ‘bad feeling’? Have you ever looked at other people who think you are crazy as if they are the ones who are crazy since they don’t do the same things you do? Welcome then to Crazyville where in our world the population is two.

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The Tale of Crazy Betty

Sit down boys and girls as we tell you the tale of Betty. She is a cashier at our local large chain pharmacy. (The names have been changed to protect the cuckoo.) Or, as we like to call her, Crazy Betty. Of course we would never call her that to her face, not that she would notice since her unhingement has long supplanted her ability to read others affect.

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Life’s Everyday Crazy

When Monday arrives with a vengeance, we like to brace ourselves with coffee and sarcasm. Truth be told, we are a quirky pair with loads of odd habits and beliefs. Happy omens and bad luck totems are just a couple of things that help us grade our days. This week, we have decided to dedicate to what we call ‘Everyday crazy’. We are not referring to certifiable loonyness but the stuff we do to make life a little easier. We would like to note that we don’t necessarily condone the everyday crazy. We are just willing to overlook yours if you overlook ours.

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