Recap: Attachment-bad, Star Wars-all knowing, never piss off a writer.

So what have we learned this week? We’ve shared our experiences with the church and how we continue to work on our feelings related to this incredible betrayal. Please understand, in some really fucked up way, we are thankful and grateful for this experience. We have ultimately created a healthier relationship with God and look forward to sharing this with our kids. We discussed the bigotry of the church and how they twist their beliefs and the message of Jesus to fit their homophobic agenda. And all of this has to do with attachment.

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Do demon spawns like fruit cups?

Tuesdays are reserved for kids. Specifically, we reserve it for our issues that we have with our kids. As our kids grow and mature, things come up. We work hard to keep ourselves in check and not let our neuroses affect our kids or mold them to be mini me’s of us. However, one thing that is our priority is maintaining the safety of our little ones. So, as we purge the experience that we had at the church, we must address our children or more specifically, Bobby.

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When the love is gone.

You guys haven’t been asking questions so we have to scrounge around for them. We were looking at our search counter and found that someone had arrived at CoupleDumb by searching for ‘what do I do if I no longer love my significant other?’ That totally caught us by surprise since we usually see searches for His and Hers KY and Chris Brown is a Punk Ass Bitch. No, we didn’t want to answer the question and we literally pretended that we could fashion a question out of thin air before having to address it. But, we aren’t cowards and how will our readers believe us when we say we will answer any question?

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Madonna and safety in the same sentence without the words ‘dental dam’.

When we discuss our Celebrity Smackdowns at our daily meeting (which consists of us drinking coffee and waiting for Ricky to go watch Mickey Mouse Club House to dance his favorite jam so we can talk in peace for about 24 seconds), we often have difficulty honing in on a celebrity that fits the weeks topic. This week, since our topic was safety, we thought we would discuss the Shamwow guy, Vince Schlomi who beat up a hooker in Miami because she bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go. That one seemed an obvious choice. But was it the right choice?

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My kids speak english good

We often joke with people that we left our kids duct taped to the wall with a box of saltines on those rare occasions that we are seen out without them. People laugh and then get very serious when they figure that that would not be so farfetched. We know as parents, those crazy thoughts enter our heads and yet, love and guilt win out. We stay home, get a second on the house for a baby sitter or suck up to grandma one more time for a few hours of peace.

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