WTF of the Week: Pat Robertson and Haiti

It is so important to respect our elders. Our senior citizens hold the history of our world. They are a vast wealth of experience and knowledge that we can only aspire to be when we are blessed to reach such an advanced age. However, when grandma starts wearing her panties on the outside of her clothes and grandpa doesn’t understand why you get upset that he tells your kids how he got laid when he was in uniform, then it’s time to put them out to pasture or get all soylent green on them.

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WTF of the Week: Brit Humes Recruiting Philanderers

After working with addictions and the fall out for nearly 20 years, I have come to the conclusion that Jesus can be found almost anywhere. I worked with predators and crack addicts who found the savior in prison and promptly declared themselves cured. We know that this post will get us in trouble with Christians who won’t look past us slamming the ‘Get out of Jail Free’ aspect of conversion.

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WTF of the Week: Evil Tweeters

Social Media Moms have been quite busy this year. Building empires and creating a new language that is actually having the government take note of us. Also, there has been some serious in-fighting which, quite frankly, has me baffled. Instead of supporting one another, we clique up like some All Girl High School where cattiness and bitchiness are required courses. I, for one, am not playing this game. I went to Catholic school, bitches. I cut my teeth on perky cheerleaders who promised their virginity to God and gave it up during Homecoming. You don’t scare me.

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WTF of the Week: Uganda’s Kill the Gays Bill

When we think of the miracle of the Christmas Season, we always remember ‘A Christmas Carol’. Remember the Albert Finney version of the story? We watch it every year and sing along to the disturbing music. Now, this would never happen to us because we are good people who love everybody (except for the extremely stupid and bigoted but even those people we don’t wack with a bat). We’ll pray for their putrid souls but at no time will we support any legislation to kill them.

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WTF of the Week: Tiger Woods – We Don’t Care!

We have heroes. Our heroes range from the sappy like our parents to the fantastic like Captain Jean-Luc Picard. We value brilliance and courage over brawn and skill. Sure, we love watching sports and half of this partnership has been known to enjoy the occasional bet on college football. Sure, we can see that there have been many people in this country’s history with questionable intelligence that have accomplished great things. Hell, we learn about Betsy Ross and she was a mere seamstress. Sure she sewed up a great flag but they told her what they wanted and quite frankly an illegal immigrant and a sewing machine would have knocked that puppy out in a couple of minutes and at a fraction of the cost.

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WTF of the Week: HCYF Lil Wayne

We don’t claim to be beauties nor would we ever say that we are better than anyone else. If you have read our blog at all, you would know us to be humble souls with just the right amount of poor self esteem. However, nothing and nobody makes us feel better about ourselves than one rapper. This musical genius, who raps about treating women as lickable confections, is probably the most unfuckable human being in the world and yet the little black troll is still getting some.

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WTF of the Week: Carrie ‘The Diddler’ Prejean

You know where we stand on gay marriage. We’re for it! You know where we stand on bigots. We hate them. You can say we are bigot bigots. But, do you have any idea where we stand on masturbation? You may have guessed we are all for self-diddling. Rubbing one out or flicking the bean are as natural as putting hot fudge on ice cream. We are members of the Jocelyn Elders fan club and will admit to carpal tunnel from our own forays into the land of self pleasuring.

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WTF of the Week: Et tu Maine?

We think we have been clear here, haven’t we? We think we have stated our position over and over again throughout our 10 months of posting. We are sure if you go over the WTFs you will find that more than half have been dedicated to the sheer stupidity and utter fuckery of the conservatives who feel that they have to take this country by the hand before we are engulfed in the flames of hell. Our only question is, WHAT THE FUCK MAINE?

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