Celebrity Smackdown : Fallen Heroes

The road to perdition has ever been accompanied by lip service to an ideal. – Albert Einstein

Wednesday is reserved for exposing the dysfunction of celebrity. Wednesday is reserved for showing people that their idols are really poor role models who will lead them down the road to Perdition and away from true happiness. This is why we do what we do. CoupleDumb is also bombarded by constant media images of which stars are hooking up, breaking up, blowing up or falling apart. We think its good- natured fun but it takes a toll on our psyche and mars our collective unconscious. In other words, they do bad things and we all suffer the consequences.

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Celebrity Smackdown : The Nuts

Usually by Wednesday, we start getting a little antsy. We feel that we will not have a rapid end to the week unless we smack down a celebrity. With the topic of the week being ‘Everyday Crazy’, Hollywood and Celebrityland is full of weirdoes, oddballs and goofballs that stretch the definition. In fact, there are so many celebrities that could be mentioned here that we have decided to concentrate on those who probably are medicated and/or should be medicated for their cuckooness. Now put on your gloves and avoid any body fluids as we enter the land of Celebrity Nuts.

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Celebrity Smackdown : Mariah

Is it Wednesday already? Wow, time flies when you’re having fun or avoiding the police. We have been hard at work, here at CoupleDumb. Sunday we live blogged the Golden Globes and only broke into the obscentities after a bottle of champagne and 15 minutes of typing. Since we were already talking about acknowledgment, we figured there was nothing that celebrities loved more than being noticed. Hell, they are even willing to acknowledge stuff that most of us would feel shame about. We guess that’s what separates regular people from attention seeking whores (present company included).

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Celebrity Smackdown : The Hollywood Resolution

We have been good for a whole month! Not once have we smacked down a celebrity. The WTF of the Weeks posts on Saturday do not count in this equation. We have refrained from berating, dressing down, throttling and exposing celebrities for several weeks now and with the dawn of a New Year we are itching to get back into the game. Last week we were pre-empted by the People’s Choice Awards so we have saved our Celebrity Smackdown of the stupidest New Year Resolutions by Celebrities for today. Enjoy and try to not step in anything.

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Celebrity Shout Out : No H8

Happy Celebrity Shout Out Day! Yes, we have changed our wicked ways in time to celebrate this blessed holiday season. We smile and decorate while others walk around panicked, spouting bah and humbug while frantically finishing their shopping. Not us! We were done long ago and now we spend our time drinking eggnog and gathered around the Christmas Tree, Yule Bush or Bush Noel recounting holidays past and telling the story of the birth of Jesus. Every night! Do you think we should pay our cable bill? Anyways, we are taking a breaking from smacking down celebrities who are examples of who not to be in the world of relationships. Whether they are poor role models of life or just cautionary tales, they are merely teaching tools for us to show what not to do to be happy.

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Celebrity Shout-Out : Annie Lennox and SING

Oh no! What do we do? It’s Wednesday and we usually take major liberties and smackdown witless celebrities but we are in the middle of naughty and nice week and we need to behave. So, for the rest of the month, we will change Celebrity Smackdown to Celebrity Shout Out where we spotlight celebrities who embody a spirit of giving. We will focus on celebrities who remember that we are all in this together and understand their relationship to the world.

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Our Celebrity Christmas List

Hola friends and enemies! It’s Wednesday when we usually find an innocent celebrity and have our way with them. Some weeks are worse than others and we realize that since Christmas is quickly approaching, Santa might not like us smacking down these unsullied ingenuous. It’s like beating up baby sheep! So, before they send us 3 + ghosts, we are changing our wicked ways (just for the Christmas season because we want our presents). In fact, we are going to show you our Christmas list for celebrities that we are sending Santa on behalf of these wayward puppies. And remember, it’s the thought that counts.

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Celebrity Smackdown : Ungrateful Paps

Pardon us as we remove our faux fur coats and 6 inch Manolo Blahniks to get comfy in our primary colored cardigan and laceless sneakers. It’s Wednesday and time for another Celebrity Smackdown! But this week we’re talking about being grateful and everyone knows that the glitterati is so thankful for all that they have (please read with all the intended snark). But smacking the celebs for not signing an autograph or avoiding the mobs is really not fair. It’s too easy.

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Celebrity Smackdown : Hollywood Food

Does everyone have their smacking gloves on? We do! It feels good to let loose every now and then. It feels good to not hold back your feelings and let those judgments fly. It feels good to say the things that everyone thinks but are too politically correct to say for fear reprisal through law suits or thugs named Bernard. It feels good to mention that anything we say on CoupleDumb is really our personal opinion and an editorial of said subject matter. It feels good to make our attorney happy. So now that we said that, we can concentrate on something as elusive as Loch Ness and enigmatic as alien abduction. We are talking about celebrities and food.

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