Celebrity Smackdown: Just Crazy

Oh Smackdown, how I love thee. However, weeks like these that presents me with so many options for the smacking, I become overwhelmed like a fat kid in a candy store (or me with crunchy, savory things). Nonetheless, I must say something, right? I must address those who are begging for a love tap. I am beholden to my readers to lay ‘em down an smack ‘em yak ‘em. As a wise person once said ‘Chump don’t want no help. Chump don’t get no help.’

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Celebrity Smackdown : Sex

We have perverted sex. Stop laughing and keep reading. Sex is a beautiful, physical expression. Notice I did not say ‘of love’. I personally believe that it is an expression of love but there are so many non-believers it’s like trying to show the obvious signs of evolution to a creationist. They aren’t going to accept that. Sure that is their own problem stemming from childhood issues with abandonment or ambivalent parents which created their sub-conscious repelling of any intimacy, but I digress. The messages we receive about sex are completely distorted. Not just now, since the beginning of media.

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Celebrity smackdown: Celebs losing their s…

Since I am back to smacking down, I have decided to skip opening paragraphs. I am the queen of my domain! I have thought long and hard on this topic of adversity (please read a few moments before blindly tapping on the keys) and did some research (I think I looked at TMZ and Perez Hilton). Then, in a sign that I may have a heart albeit black and smallish, I decided to do an homage. I know I will probably smack someone like some sort of violent tic.

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An Open Letter To Dr. Laura

Today I will dispense with the opening paragraph routine and just start since this topic deserves as many words as I can write. First, I will start with a question. Why don’t people listen to me? I mean, I don’t think I know everything and I don’t think that my soapbox ranting is tantamount to burning bush level and I don’t think that people should shave their heads and follow every word I say, but…. you have to admit, sometimes I am right on the money.

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Committed or should be.

One of the things we have loved to do on this blog is to discuss the relationship craziness of celebrities. We have done this in the form of WTFs and Celebrity Smackdowns and have mentioned countless celebrities. As we discuss what love is, one of the concepts that seem to elude celebrity is that of commitment. Please do not assume we mean that celebs are the only ones that don’t understand that concept. Normal people lack commitment too!

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Time is not covered by my HMO

We have been talking about the myths of love and there is no bigger myth producer and promoter than the media. In fact, so many of my celebrity smackdowns have been about the media messing us up on a regular basis (that and Lindsay ‘my rock-bottom is so deep that I need a hard hat, ropes and carabineers to reach it’ Lohan’) that we figure you know this already. We are the media and yet are unwilling to continue to perpetrate this crime on society. So, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, more myths and crap to dispel.

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Celebrity Smackdown: Sibling Celebs

It’s sibling rivalry week here on CoupleDumb and we wanted to take a second to thank one of our faithful readers, Mike, who suggested the topic (and Miriam who seconded the suggestion). But, today is Wednesday. You know what that means? We’re supposed to smack down a celebrity! With so many celebs out there doing one douchy thing or another, it is hard to zero in on one that deserves more of a smack than another. So instead of this, Lee will regale you with her theory on siblings in the celebrity world.

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Celebrity Smackdown: The Conservative WTFs

A long time ago we use to do WTF of the Week. Due to so much extra work, we made a decision to discontinue the Saturday post. So the politicos have been doing there thing and we have sat here on our hands turning a blind eye. We have too much to do, we would say. We need to finish that chapter, we would say. Ooh, someone just joined my Mafia! Wait…we didn’t say that (join Lee’s mafia!). Anyways, with our integrity in the toilet, we try to humbly restore your faith in us as we merge a WTF with a Smackdown and create the ‘I smack you down you fuck!’

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Celebrity Smackdown: Everything That Does Not Have Betty White In It

Over the last 100 years, changing has been the dominion of the entertainment industry. Some artists transform and contort themselves into all sorts of characters and display a range of emotion that would impress a bipolar patient with psychotic features. But, does that give them license to be eccentric, petulant and generally disregard the laws and mores of society? This week’s Celebrity Smackdown will be more of a wish list for changes to the entertainment industry.

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