Slap and tickle or what’s love got to do with it.

Good Monday Everybody! We would like to thank you for all your support. We hope you had a love filled weekend and that your Valentine’s Day was just covered in chocolate. Paul and I spent the weekend in a seminar where we worked on our individual issues. I know, it sounds so incredibly romantic. We didn’t even get to sleep together! I told you we didn’t celebrate Valentine’s.

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Sticky and sweet or dry and sour

People who know us are well aware that we have never liked the target of our Celebrity Smackdown. Honestly writing about this bitch is a little too easy; kind of like shooting whores in a barrel. This is the queen of shock and has created a career out of reinvention. If left to her own talent, she would be singing back up in Laughlin for Jessica Simpson. This lady has exchanged talent for nudity and people lap it up. Of course we are talking about Madonna and we will shower after this post.

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Love or chocolate

It’s Valentine’s Day week! And you are probably wondering; “When did one made up Hallmark Day get its own friggen week?” We hear you loud and clear. This week is sweet but the reality is that in the 21 years of our relationship, we have hardly ever celebrated this day. For us, February 14 is any other day of the year. Occasionally we have exchanged cards or gone out but it isn’t that important to us unlike some couples that save up their love for a dinner at Red Lobster, a box of chocolate and 2 minutes of sex. We would rather spread out that kind of joy.

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I’ll Choose Love for a 200 Alex

Last week’s post on Thursday regarding relationships like corporations wasn’t very romantic. But let’s face it, society has built up love and couplings to be this biochemical explosion that can only be understood with a periodic table and a Bunsen burner. People talk about “having chemistry” with someone else as if that is the litmus test for all attraction. If they aren’t using scientific terms for pairing up with someone, then it becomes some magical mumbo jumbo of how a person saw fireworks or heard the perfect sonata when “the one” kissed them.

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