We’re sending Ricky to Japan.

When it comes to instilling dreams in our children, it seems like a no-brainer. Every parent wants their child to have fantasies of a greater future full of excitement, love and joy. Even crack moms, with a pipe in one hand and a baby in the other, tell their children how great they can become. But to what end? Why do we fill our kid’s minds with fantasies that, statistically speaking, will never come true? Whose dreams are we giving them?

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Dream big, sell the moon

Good Monday Readers! We hope this past weekend, where many celebrate their faith, was filled with love and family. We would like to thank you for the opportunity to share our experiences last week. Having a soapbox like a blog makes it pretty easy to blast every jerk in the universe. Like Spiderman says, ‘With great power there’s great responsibility’. We promise to use this power sparingly unless we really want to hurt somebody. We kid! But it’s nice to dream about it.

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Recap: Attachment-bad, Star Wars-all knowing, never piss off a writer.

So what have we learned this week? We’ve shared our experiences with the church and how we continue to work on our feelings related to this incredible betrayal. Please understand, in some really fucked up way, we are thankful and grateful for this experience. We have ultimately created a healthier relationship with God and look forward to sharing this with our kids. We discussed the bigotry of the church and how they twist their beliefs and the message of Jesus to fit their homophobic agenda. And all of this has to do with attachment.

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Do demon spawns like fruit cups?

Tuesdays are reserved for kids. Specifically, we reserve it for our issues that we have with our kids. As our kids grow and mature, things come up. We work hard to keep ourselves in check and not let our neuroses affect our kids or mold them to be mini me’s of us. However, one thing that is our priority is maintaining the safety of our little ones. So, as we purge the experience that we had at the church, we must address our children or more specifically, Bobby.

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When the love is gone.

You guys haven’t been asking questions so we have to scrounge around for them. We were looking at our search counter and found that someone had arrived at CoupleDumb by searching for ‘what do I do if I no longer love my significant other?’ That totally caught us by surprise since we usually see searches for His and Hers KY and Chris Brown is a Punk Ass Bitch. No, we didn’t want to answer the question and we literally pretended that we could fashion a question out of thin air before having to address it. But, we aren’t cowards and how will our readers believe us when we say we will answer any question?

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