Welcome to the Dysaffirmations Store where you can buy products to remind you just how dysfunctional your life is. We congratulate you on your commitment to be dysfunctional! We realize individuals like you make very few declarative sentences and the idea that you will actually commit to something is amazing. We are here to support this monumental decision and will assist you in any way we can.
The purpose of the dysaffirmation is to hone in on your true dysfunction. We have books, mugs, shirts and magnets all designed to keep that special Dysaffirmation firmly fixed in your mind. Do not fool yourself, dysfunction is time consuming and this kind of stupid takes work. You must find the right dysaffirmation and repeat it several times every day until it feels like a pair of comfortable shoes.
If you do not see something that you want, please contact us. We look forward to being players in your slow descent into depression.
Happy unrestrained shopping!
