62nd Primetime Emmy Award Nominations

 

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So here are our Emmy predictions for 2010:

The nominees are:

Outstanding Choreography

82nd Annual Academy Awards Routines: Adam Shankman-We love you Adam, but, no. This is Karma for making us watch 3D dancing. That’s just wrong.

Dancing With The Stars  Routines: Derek Hough, Choreographer- We don’t watch this.

Dancing With The Stars  Routine: Chelsie Hightower & Derek Hough, Choreographer- Yeah for Chelsea (SYTYCD Grad) but no.

So You Think You Can Dance Routines: Mia Michaels, Choreographer –Love Mia! We are rooting for her.

So You Think You Can Dance  Routine: Stacey Tookey, Choregrapher-Or Stacey even though she is Canadian and would take the statue back to her country where they eat bears and talk funny.

 

Outstanding Directing For A Comedy Series

We will give it to Ryan Murphy. Glee is a breath of fresh air to TV. We thank him for making TV fun again. Oh, did we mention Lee can sing?

Outstanding Directing For A Drama Series

The Emmy will go to Lost because if not the smoke monster will come and eat the academy. Just saying.

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series

The Emmy will go to Jim Parsons. We love Glee but Jim is awesome as Sheldon. Besides, Larry David is a dick, Alec has won too many and Steve Carell will win next year.

Outstanding Lead Actor In A Drama Series

Emmy will go to Matthew Fox. If you know Lost you know you probably shouldn’t mess with that show…just in case…Just saying. Oh, Jon Hamm, yummy!

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Comedy Series

Emmy will go to Lea Michele. Why? We love Glee. We wouldn’t be upset if Amy or Tina got it but no Toni! She will just take the Emmy to her country and that is so wrong. (You know we’re kidding right?)

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series

Emmy will go to Julianna Margulies for returning to TV and abandoning that hopeless dream of doing film.

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Miniseries Or A Movie

Emmy will go to the only one we watched…Claire Danes who had us convinced she had followed out daughter around to get ready for the role.

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Comedy Series

Emmy will go to Chris Colfer from Glee. Did you see his Single Lady dance or when he dressed like Lady Gaga?

 

Outstanding Supporting Actor In A Drama Series

Emmy will go to one of the Lost guys: first because Ben Linus knows how to summon the smoke monster and secondly because John Locke (or Not Locke) was the smoke monster.

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Comedy Series

Emmy will go to Jane Lynch because she is AWESOME. Just one question, who the fuck watches Two and a half men?

Outstanding Supporting Actress In A Drama Series

Emmy will go to Kalinda/Archie. She is great and not white. See, we aren’t racist. (Seriously. You know we’re kidding. Not about the racist thing. Christine Baranski for the win!)

Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy Series

So many guys. Listen, we like the Glee guys. Yes, I would probably be willing to do just about anything for Jon Hamm but Glee for the win.

Outstanding Guest Actor In A Drama Series

Emmy will go to Alan Cummings. Why? Because, there is something about that guy. He is really sexy on that show. Seriously, go watch him.

Outstanding Guest Actress In A Comedy Series

This is such a tough category. Anyone except the chick who guested on Desperate Housewife.

Outstanding Guest Actress In A Drama Series

Juliet from ‘Lost’ because she got blowed up and she deserves something nice.

Outstanding Host For A Reality Or Reality-Competition Program

IS this seriously a category? Who gives a shit?

Outstanding Comedy Series

Glee- The show redefined television. The most fun we had all year watching TV.

 

Outstanding Drama Series

OK, we actually watched 3 of the 5 nominees. So, in order of our love, we say ‘Lost’, ‘True Blood’ and ‘The Good Wife’. Screw the other shows.

Outstanding Made For Television Movie

Temple Grandin was an amazing movie. If you have an autistic kid, know of one or are just interested, you must watch this!

Outstanding Variety, Music Or Comedy Series

We believe that Conan O’Brien should win any award he can get. He was screwed. NBC was bad. Karma is a bitch.

Outstanding Variety, Music Or Comedy Special

We watched the three comedy shows. Wanda was the funnier of the three. The whole ‘Michele smells like cocoa butter’ still cracks me up.

Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series

Glee for the win!

Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series

Lost ‘The End’ because it was amazing and I loved it and that’s it.

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